Who am I?
I’m Teresa Zube — astrologer, tarot reader, writer, podcaster, chaos-wrangler, and unapologetic crone-in-progress.
I’ve been sober since 2017, and in that time I’ve rebuilt my life from the ground up — family, work, spirituality, even my own damn body. What you’ll find here is not perfection or performance — it’s the real deal. The messy, mystical, deeply human journey of someone who has walked through fire (and sometimes tripped over it) and come out stronger.
What I Do
I use astrology and tarot as maps — not fortune cookies. They’re tools that reveal your bullshit and your brilliance. They help you see the patterns, the possibilities, and the choices that are really yours to make.
When you work with me, you don’t get sugar-coated inspiration or a generic “love and light” reading. You get grounded guidance, clarity, and sometimes a little tough love. (Think of me as the mystical auntie who will hype you up and call you on your crap.)
My Story in a Nutshell
- I grew up in New Jersey, moved all over, and now split time between Texas with my kids and Colorado with my husband.
- I’ve been through divorce, addiction recovery, family estrangement, and the long fight to get my kids back in my life. (Spoiler: I did.) Those years were brutal, but they carved out a deeper wisdom I now carry into my work.
- Somewhere along the way, I found my spirit guide Larry during a meditation in rehab. He still hangs around.
- At 50, I’m calling this my Crone Glow-Up era — embracing the grit, the grace, and the unapologetic realness of who I’ve become.
Why Work With Me?
Because you want more than vague affirmations. You want clarity. You want tools. You want to be reminded that you’re stronger than you think — and that you’re not alone on this ride.er, writer, podcaster, chaos-wrangler, and unapologetic crone-in-progress.
I’ve been sober since 2017, and in that time I’ve rebuilt my life from the ground up — family, work, spirituality, even my own damn body. What you’ll find here is not perfection or performance — it’s the real deal. The messy, mystical, deeply human journey of someone who has walked through fire (and sometimes tripped over it) and come out stronger.
What I Do
I use astrology and tarot as maps — not fortune cookies. They’re tools that reveal your bullshit and your brilliance. They help you see the patterns, the possibilities, and the choices that are really yours to make.
When you work with me, you don’t get sugar-coated inspiration or a generic “love and light” reading. You get grounded guidance, clarity, and sometimes a little tough love. (Think of me as the mystical auntie who will hype you up and call you on your crap.)
My Story in a Nutshell
- I grew up in New Jersey, moved all over, and now split time between Texas with my kids and Colorado with my husband.
- I’ve been through divorce, addiction recovery, family estrangement, and the long fight to get my kids back in my life. (Spoiler: I did.) Those years were brutal, but they carved out a deeper wisdom I now carry into my work.
- Somewhere along the way, I found my spirit guide Larry during a meditation in rehab. He still hangs around.
- At 50, I’m calling this my Crone Glow-Up era — embracing the grit, the grace, and the unapologetic realness of who I’ve become.
Why Work With Me?
Because you want more than vague affirmations. You want clarity. You want tools. You want to be reminded that you’re stronger than you think — and that you’re not alone on this ride.
Teresa Zube 